From Morrissey With Love

Imagining what a Morrissey James Bond theme might sound like:

Oh Mr. World Domination you bore me
And I most sincerely wish that you'd go
And oh most sincerely just blow away and
Take all the boring evil you know away
Oh Mr. World Domination please go
Because we don't need your kind, don't you know
Nor the overbearing seeds of evil you sow
It's so boring to have to stop having fun
With John Osborne's kitchen sink realism
Because your solipsism's made me pick up a gun
So Mr. World Domination you can eat my Walther PPK
Lead, I promise, is deliciously good for you
And, as you die, perhaps you'll wonder how could have you
Been so full of you to act in such a flatulent way?
So Mr. World Domination, we've had quite enough
So you can bugger off
And I'll dance home, Mission Accomplished, I thank you.

Yes, I think it would probably go something like that.